Episode 56

The Credible Adventures of Captain Irie-Man & Wan’da Love EPISODE #56 Scene One © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Ras Wall-I: Pleasant Good Afternoon, Thanks for Calling Rasta Routes, Ras Wall-I Speaking… Scene Two © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Tourist: Thank Heavens I got a Real Person. I hate talking to Machines. I’m in London with a ticket for MBJ International Airport in 3 Days, but now there’s a very Bad Review online for my Hostel??? Scene Three © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights…

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Episode 55

The Credible Adventures of Captain Irie-Man & Wan’da Love EPISODE #55 Scene One © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Tourist: I am so Angry! I wasted my %$&#! Money coming to $%#@* Jamaica! Captain Irie-Man: How So, Friend? Scene Two © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Tourist: I came to make my Documentary Film – “Dangerous Sharks of Jamaica” – but all the stupid island has are Nurse & Reef Sharks which are not even aggressive to Humans! %^&$#!! Scene Three © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.)…

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Episode 54

The Credible Adventures of Captain Irie-Man & Wan’da Love EPISODE #54 Scene One © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. MEANWHILE – Back at the Rasta Routes Secret Base in Portland… Scene Two © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Ras Wall-I: Trinity, sorry – I meant Wanda. I have some serious Sentinel Activity heading Your Way!! Wand Luv: Can’t Talk now Ras Wall-I. My college Friend & I are Partying Like Rockstars in Negril! Scene Three © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Wanda Luv: With…

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Episode 53

The Credible Adventures of Captain Irie-Man & Wan’da Love EPISODE #53 Scene One © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Scene Two © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Captain Irie-Man: Let Me Guess. You were Expecting 6-Year Old Jamaican Children armed with AK-47’s, waiting in Humvees on every corner – just to Steal Your Cash, Shoes & Boxer Shorts Scene Three © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Tourist: What Makes You Think That?

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Episode 52

The Credible Adventures of Captain Irie-Man & Wan’da Love EPISODE #52 Scene One © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Mad Scientist: She’s Alive! My Latest Mad Scientist creation to finally CRUSH Irie-Man & Jamaican Community Tourism – Jezebel: Queen of De’ Nile & Mistress of Fake Limbo Dancing!! Scene Two © RastaRoutes.com (Irie Technology, Inc.) All Rights Reserved. Mad Scientist: No More Backpackers with Money left over to take home Jamaican or Rasta Art, or stupid Lifelong Memories of Diving with the Damn’ Dolphins – that CASH is…

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