The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: Hello! What's Happening? Is Everything O.K.??
Tourist: Not Much is Happening. I'm here for the 1st time on Cultural Immersion Holiday.
Captain Irie-Man: Welcome! Do You Need Any Facts or Info on Making Your Trip More Safe, Fun & Memorable??
Tourist: What's the crime situation like? Is it Safe for ME to be here as a Tourist on Vacation??
Captain Irie-Man: Yes Friend, You're Actually Safer than ME! Most Tourist Crime is Pickpocketing & Petty Theft. Don't Flash Cash, Keep Your Gear Close & Everything Will be Fine.