The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Wanda Luv: Irie-Man, I just got back from our Secret Hideout in Portland. The Latest Indicators indicate that Community Tourism will be up again this year!
Captain Irie-Man: That's Positive News, Wanda Luv! Wall Street is finally loosing their Vampire Squid Monopoly Death Grip on Jamaica's Tourism Industry!!
Captain Irie-Man: Now we just have to keep spreading basic Travel Safety Info like locking doors & windows at night, & keeping valuables in a secure location - like the hostel safe!