The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: Where Are You Rushing Off to with that Great Big Smile on Your Face??????
Tourist: Some New Friends I just met have a Large Marijuana Cigar waiting Just for Me - in an Old Empty House!
Captain Irie-Man: Do Not go off into Secluded Areas alone - no matter how much Cannabis or whatever is "Just Around the Corner". Especially if You are Female, a Solo Couple, Obviously Homosexual, or Appear to Be an Easy Target...
Captain Irie-Man: Don't Belive in something-for-nothing offers. You will get what you pay for.
Tourist: You Are Right! You probably just saved MY Rear End. Can I buy You a Red Stripe Beer?