The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: As-Salamu 'Alaykum Muslim Empress. What part of the Orient are You from?
Tourist: Detroit, Michigan. Westside, so You know I can handle myself if some Punk acts Disrespectfully.
Captain Irie-Man: Sister, if Your are held up or accosted, it's better to Remain Calm, Don't Resist & Be Identification-conscious without looking directly at faces. Dial 119 & Report the Crime immediately after!
Captain Irie-Man: Armed robbery does sometimes occur but usually only gets violent if the victim resists.
Tourist: O.K., I will avoid those specific No-Go areas in Kingston like Mountain View, Cassava Piece, Grants Pen & Standpipe, etc. Just like back home in Detroit...