The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Tourist: Captain Irie-Man, I am so Happy that I didn't Listen to my Friends saying I would get boiled alive in a pot in Jamaica! Everyone here is Soooo Friendly!!!
Captain Irie-Man: Oh, they were just Acting Stupid because they Love You. Give Your Family Your Contact Information & Itineraries, plus Register with Your Country's Embassy here in Jamaica.
Captain Irie-Man: Make sure that you Travel with a Valid Passport but keep it locked in your room & carry photocopies around. Also, bring another valid form of government-issued Photo ID, and make photocopies of that too.