The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: Who are You hiding Your Pretty Face from?
Tourist: There is a weird guy staying at my Hostel - I think he is following me around!
Captain Irie-Man: Well, I have to work untill 5PM, or else I would be following You around too.
Captain Irie-Man: Ha, Ha! Just Kidding! If you think you are being followed, cross the street & change directions a few times. Go Quickly to a well-lighted place with lots of People & avoid shortcuts.