The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: Did Someone Dial 1-800-HANDSOME?
Tourist: Yes. I want You to Watch my Purse while I go get my GoPro out of the Rental Car.
Captain Irie-Man: Don't leave packages or valuables on the Rental Car seat as this creates a temptation for thieves. Loose change is a meal for a Street Person; they will break Your window to get it.
Captain Irie-Man: If You must leave something in the Rental Car, lock it in the trunk or put it out of sight before you get to your destination, not after - who knows who may be watching.