The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Tourist: Excuse me, Sir. I am here in Jamaica on Heritage Tourism trying to find the Blue House by the Fig Tree that my Grandmother grew up in?
Captain Irie-Man: That direction, but Walk close to the Curb, facing oncoming traffic. Jamaican Drivers do not slow down for corners - or Pedestrians.
Captain Irie-Man: Look Confident, Keep Your Head Up & Be Aware of the Surrounding Vibes.
Tourist: Maximum Respect, Boss of Bosses!