The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: You look like You just fell off the Back of the Truck!
Tourist: I'm O.K. I did my research at Rasta Routes before I came so I have this Entire Situation under control.
Tourist: I already know to only use ATM machines in well-lit, high-traffic areas instead of ones that are remote or hidden behind buildings, pillars, wals, or away from public view.
Captain Irie-Man: Well, Look at You...