The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: Hello Miss Lady, Welcome to Jamaica!
Tourist: Oh, Oh. Here We Go with the Street Peddlers. Do You Think I could get off the Plane 1st??
Captain Irie-Man: I could not help noticing Your fancy Leather Outfit - You are Looking all Cute like You are Trinity from the Matrix - but You Do know that Jamaica has a Warm Climate? No??
Captain Irie-Man: Jamaica's Tropical Climate ranges from 19 C (66 F) to 32 C (99 F) all year long with Sunshine filled days, making it Perfect for Enjoying Your Relaxing, Culturally-Authentic Vacation!