The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Thieving Tim: Sorry Ms. Bigg Shot. I tried conversation but the Tourist would not give away personal information like where she was staying or exactly how long she planned to be around.
Ms. Bigg Shot: Don't Worry About Her. The Boys on Wall Street gave the OK to Crush Jamaican Community Tourism & that Meddling Captain Irie-Man once & for all!
Ms. Bigg Shot: Wait until she is overloaded with bags, then trip her, so she tells her friends back home in Frankfurt that All-Inclusive Resorts are Safer than Authentic Jamaican Cultural Immersion!