The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: Well, It could have been worse. You could have gone home with him...
Tourist: I know. I just assumed that he was Safe because he was a Tourist too.
Captain Irie-Man: These days you really have to Trust those whom you go home with. Are you sure they won't make you do anything you don't want to do? Will they take "No" for an answer?
Tourist: The Next time that I go home with someone new or different, I will introduce them to my friends first.