The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: Bright Lights, Big City. Welcome to Kingston, Cutie. How Are You Adjusting?
Tourist: I'm Doing Fine. I just dress casually & comfortably & don't even carry a purse.
Captain Irie-Man: Just be extra careful if you ever do carry a wallet or purse. They are prime targets of criminals in crowded tourist areas - and don't wear shoes or clothing that restrict movement.
Tourist: Works for me Captain! I never wear anything that restricts MY movements...