The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Tourist: Hey Buddy! I've been here to All-Inclusive Resorts many times before, but it's my 1st time out on Local Jamaican Streets. What Can You tell me about Tourist Safety?
Captain Irie-Man: As an obvious non-local wearing those Silly Short Pants & Hillarious Safari Hat, hustlers may think that You are easy prey & try distracting You - with the intention of Taking Your Money.
Captain Irie-Man: If You are not on Private Property, You will Most Probably Get Pestered for Money. We Locals Get Pestered for Small Change Ourselves, just going to the Mailbox. Expect It. As G.I. Joe would say - Knowing is Half the Battle!