The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Tourist: Hey Captain, I sat beside some Wall Street Guys on the Plane that tried to Scare Me about Crime, so that I would Change my Hostel Booking to their All-Inclusive Resort.
Tourist: I said that if I Don't Tell Strangers where I am Staying or Get Drunk & Walk the Beach Alone at Night - using sensible precautions as I would use anywhere else - I will be Fine!
Captain Irie-Man: You Go Girl.