The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Tourist: Hey Rasta Dude! Do You know where We can find some Authentic Jerk or I-tal Styled Jamaican Cuisine & Dining Choices here in Treasure Beach? Cheap & Affordable too??
Captain Irie-Man: You already know not to eat in Fancy overpriced Hotel Restaurants - that's what Miami is for. Go to the Places that Local Jamaican go to be Guaranteed Food that is both Good Tasting & Cheap.
Captain Irie-Man: Resort "Island Food" is usually un-Authentic. Do You see any Wild Pate or Caviar running loose out here???