The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: Jumping Jehoshaphat! Isn't that Bat-Man? What are You Doing in Treasure Beach??
Bat-Man: Hello Captain, I must admit, You have improved things here quite a bit.
Bat-Man: I am in Treasure Beach Relaxing & Practicing Yoga & Getting Fat on Jamaican Jerk Pork. Appearing stressed can actually provoke an attack - bad in our Superhero line of work.
Captain Irie-Man: What Else? Any other Tourist Travel Tips from the Mean Streets of Gotham??
Bat-Man: Negotiate, Stall, Distract or Divert the assailant, then Flee when possible.