The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: What Are You Doing this Independence Day Weekend - the Big Local Holiday for Jamaicans?
Wanda Luv: My Girl from College is Coming to Jamaica, so I'm Taking her to Negril to go Party on August 6th.
Captain Irie-Man: I will Bet that she's another Geeky Nerd too. I Hope she is not Terrified of Lizards like You either. It IS the Tropics, so a few Lizards & Bugs do get into Rooms.
Captain Irie-Man: Hostels, Guesthouses & even All-Inclusive Resorts will have lizards & bugs hanging around checking out all the hot girls in Bikinis!