The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Captain Irie-Man: Hey Red, What's Up?
Tourist: Nothing Much. I'm just here waiting on a Route Taxi to go to Papine.
Captain Irie-Man: If You ever feel uncomfortable or uneasy in a Jamaican Route Taxi - or any other Taxi anywhere else in the world - Ask the Driver to Stop in a Busy Place & Get Out.
Tourist: Additionally, I always book the Taxi I will need to return to my Hotel, Hostel or Vacation Rental, before I even go out.