The Credible Adventures of
Captain Irie-Man & Wan'da Love
Tourist: I am so Angry! I wasted my %$&#! Money coming to $%#@* Jamaica!
Captain Irie-Man: How So, Friend?
Tourist: I came to make my Documentary Film - "Dangerous Sharks of Jamaica" - but all the stupid island has are Nurse & Reef Sharks which are not even aggressive to Humans! %^&$#!!
Tourist: Even those were below 60 feet & Asleep in the Reefs. The few that were Awake Swam Away at High Speed from our Dive Group!! AARGHH!!!