Viva La Republic! Shhh!!

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Buenas Noche! People of the Republic!

It is I, El Presidente, the Leader we all Love!

Tonight was my deadline to sign the Gringo paperwork, to accept their loans and treaties – to give away our country’s wealth and become their “foothold in the region”.

Amigos. I have been under much pressure from the Gringos.

They have offered me prestige, they have offered me riches. They have promised to modernize our military and aid in our country’s development.

They say cooperation will be good for my People – maybe they can pull some strings and arrange loans for our Country’s Improvement.

Every day they “visit” my Presidential Estate – they just barge right around to the back, interrupting my brunches by the pool.

Sometimes they smile, sometimes they bear gifts but lately they just threaten to hurt my reelection campaign – by revealing allegations of indiscretion, about me to the public.

These Rumors of Infidelity spread by El Norte are all just mostly a lie!

The Loans that they pledge from their Global Banks is money that will never come to our country.

Instead, that Money would go directly to their Multinational Corporations – companies that already have the contracts to build these proposed “Infrastructure Projects” in our Country – Toll Highways, Power Plants and Industrial Centers.

These Loans will benefit only a few of our wealthy families. The money will not help any majority of our people.

Earlier today, I refused the Gringos on all Offers.

I have said ‘No!’ to them mining our silver. I have said ‘No!’ to them destroying our Rainforest. I have said ‘No!’ to their Banks and their Brokerages.

I have even said ‘No!’ to their Genetic Seeds and Suspicious Flu Vaccines.

I have done this for my People, for La Nacion and for the Republic. Viva La Revolution! Ole!

Mi Amigos. The Gringos are very unhappy. Es Muy, Muy Malo.

They have identified our Republic as a Country that has the Resources they Covet – our Oil, our Diamonds, the Copper in our Hills and the Bauxite under our Fruited Plains.

It is for this reason I have called the People to our great square tonight.

Tomorrow, their Newspapers will publish photographs of me, in a multitude of compromising positions, with Three playful-looking Chicas, all missing various pieces of clothing.

It is All Just Mostly a Lie.

An Innocent Situation taken way out of context. In fact, One of those Girls was actually the Barmaid.

Mi Hermanos y Mi Amigos!

This is just the Revenge of the Gringos. They are trying to discredit my Government with their pre-planted panties and rumors of lechery.

These Loans they want me to sign, will only benefit their Gringo Banks. It is Our People that will have to pay Taxes de mucho mas to repay this money — with El Interest de Muy Grande!

These Projects will only benefit their Gringo Multinational Conglomerations – the ones that already have the contracts signed – the ones that will actually get paid the Cash Dineros for the Construction Plans their Gringo Salesmen are Proposing.

In other words – You, Mi Amigos, will get nothing out of it.

You probably will not get a Job in their Industrial Parks – they are mostly Automated and don’t really hire that many People. You probably won’t be able to afford the Gas made from our own Oil to drive on their Highways and Tollroads.

Many of you will not even be able to afford your Country’s own Electricity, generated from Damming our own Rivers and depriving our Indigenous Hill Peoples of Clean Running Water, once all is privatized, said and done.

All that will result for us, is our Country owing a Huge and Insurmountable Debt.

Billions and Trillions of their Dollars in Loans – More Pesos than our Proud Republic could ever hope to repay.

A Grand Debt of Design, engineered from the very start to bankrupt our currency, entrap our economy and enslave our Niño’s for all time.

This is why I call for solidarity!

I have said ‘No!’ to their Oil Companies, said ‘No!’ to their Banks and I have said ‘No!’ to their Trade Agreements too.

I have said ‘No!’ to loans for Projects, scheduled never to be completed, ‘No!’ to overpaying their Corporations for under-building our Infrastructure and ‘No!’ to selling our Oil to them forever – locked in contract at 75% of today’s market prices.

Earlier this afternoon, as a pre-emptive strike, I sent the Misses, Senora El Presidente, off Shopping to the Malls in Miami, so as of this moment, she knows nothing of the pictures of me, with the Gringa Girls out by the pool.

We all know my wife won’t be back from shopping, for at least three or four weeks. She took the big plane. And she took the Humvee.

I have stood up to the Gringos, resisted their bribes, survived their plots and faced down their threats for the benefit of all our People.

Now El Presidente needs your support – Por Favor, Por Favor.

Publishing these alleged photographs of infidelity and social debauchery is not just an attack upon me, but also an attack on our Republic’s Freedom.

As a nation, we can’t allow the Gringos to win.

For the greater good, for myself and for the nation, my wife cannot be allowed to hear about my unscrupulous hanky pankies!

In the three weeks we have before she gets back from Miami, as a nation, we have to remove all evidence of my indiscretions from the public domain.

From this moment on, keeping this and any future escapades from my wife is now everybody’s job, a matter of National Security.

See something, say Nothing. Nada.

Viva La Revolution! Shhh!!!

This means no more pointing or snickering or laughing behind her back.

No more wise-ass songs or clever graffiti and especially, no more dirty El Presidente Knock-Knock jokes — she likes to listen to those.

Our very freedom and democracy is at stake. We are all in this together.

If we are foolish enough to accept these Loans, in a year or two, their next step will be to send in the Hitmen – Los Banditos Economios!

They will then come to me and say, Oye, El Presidente, since now your country cannot repay all this debt – sell us your resources for cheap.

Sell us your Gold, sell us your Bananas and Pineapples, sell us the Labor of your People.

Sell it all to us cheaply – without any environmental stipulations or social restrictions or other limitations or demands of any kind. This is what will happen when and not if, our economy eventually slows and we cannot pay the bills.

When we start having trouble with repayment, they will come to me in secrecy and say – vote with them on some critical issue in the United Nations – or they will demand that I send our Troops to Support their Troops in some country that did not meet their demands – or give them permission to build their Military Bases on our Soil.

Mi Amigos, this is unacceptable to our cause and to our original thirst for National Independence. There is no way they would let us build our Military Bases in Florida!

I already own significant property and investments there anyway. Ours is such an inter-connected World…

I may not be the perfect politician, if such a thing exists, but at least when I play the Great Game, I play it on behalf of our People.

Most usually.

Tomorrow the Gringos will spread false stories about my romance with Ismeralda, my Party Chairman, just because I may fall asleep at her house after a long night of discussing policy.

This is all just mostly a lie!

An innocent situation taken way out of context.

It is not as if we only meet at night. We have had many breakfast summits together.

Ismeralda is my closest advisor. She is well versed in Human Relations, Body Language and the Reverse Psychologies.

Trust me, I know. I have seen her in Action on the Floor of the Senate.

Now that I have said ‘No!’ to their plans, the Gringos will send in the Wolves – Los Lobos de Plata!

These wolves have only one mission. They will try to over throw my Government – with help of course – from a few of our local Wealthy Families that stand to get even richer from their cooperation with the Gringo Schemes.

A small 1% of our Countrymen will not mind to see our Republic hoodwinked – to see our People bamboozled and lead economically astray.

I won’t call names or point any fingers – as you know I am a moral and upstanding man, and I know that you already suspect Raul Gonzalez, the opposition leader and Tito Morales, his big money industrialist friend – along with Diego Sanchez, the newspaper publisher, Ahem, Ahem.

The Gringo Wolves, and their many local mouthpieces, will spread their propaganda calling me Despotic; a Demon of Despair and Dictator in Disguise.

They will point to my Hillside Mansion and to my bodyguards – calling it a Fortified Mountain Compound swarming with “Elite Republic Guards” – each member loyal until death or Carnival Weekend, whichever comes first.

They will label my Cabinet – our country’s elected Government – as an Oppressive Regime, while aggressively levying high duties and sanctions against our exports overseas.

This is why the Gringos will spread rumors about me cheating on my Mistress Ismeralda with Consuela, my Personal Assistant.

This is all just mostly a lie!

An innocent situation taken way out of context. I just stop at Consuela’s house to dictate memos and pickup paperwork for a few hours in the evenings before going over to Ismerelda’s.

As your Leader, today I have said ‘No!’ to their Aid and Economic Recolonization!

We must keep our resources and our sovereignty! We must keep our National Dignity. Let us stand up as a People and say ‘No!’ to this Gringo yoke of oppression!

Earlier today, as a pre-emptive strike, I sent Ismeralda shopping in Panama, so she knows nothing of Consuela or the three naked Gringa girls by the pool.

She took the limousine so she will be back in about two weeks.

Spreading vicious rumors about me with Consuela is not just an attack upon me, my wife and Ismeralda, but also an attack on our Republic’s Freedom.

As a nation, we can’t allow the Gringos to win.

For the greater good, for myself and for the nation, Ismerelda cannot be allowed to hear anything about my unscrupulous hanky pankies!

In the two week we have before she gets back, as a nation, we have to remove all evidence of my indiscretions with Consuela and the three naked Gringa girls from the public domain.

From this moment on, keeping this and any future nocturnal escapades with Consuela from Ismerelda and my wife is now everybody’s job, a matter of our National Security.

See something, say Nothing. Nada.

Viva La Revolution! Shhh!!!

This means all newspapers will have to be burnt for the next few days. For the good of the People, of course.

The Gringos will use any method at their disposal to discredit me – be it plot, rumor or coup. They will attempt acts of assassination on my character – who knows – maybe even worse.

It is for this very reason I have recently acquired two additional Lear Jets for my private Presidential fleet. They are being painted in our National Colors as we speak.

Viva la Republic, Ole!

Now they cannot know which of my aeroplanes to tamper with or to bug with hidden cameras for evidence of debauchery.

Now they cannot know which plane to sneak onboard, to snoop around for incriminate-ly discarded lady undergarments or even figure out which jet’s modest reserve of Emergency Aviation Champagne to drug with their Opiates and their Ecstasy.

My job as El Presidente is most difficult, dangerous and complex – however someone must bear this massive burden for the People.

The Gringos have no limit where exploitation is concerned.

Tomorrow they will release videos of me cheating on Consuela with Selena, my new Chief of Security.

This is all just mostly a lie.

Selena is my bodyguard, so what the video actually shows is her patting me down – frisking me to ensure that no bombs had been slipped into my clothing.

Earlier today, as a pre-emptive strike, I sent Consuela shopping in Rio, so she knows nothing of Selena or Ismerelda or the three naked Gringa girls by the pool.

Consuela took the bus, so she will be back in a few days. I only gave her a backpack.

Releasing these sex tapes of myself and Selena is not just an attack upon me, my wife, Ismerelda and Consuela, but this is also an attack on our Republic’s Freedom.

Our People will rebuild and recover from this Gringo treachery.

In fact, I met those three girls at their Embassy. They said they loved me long time. They said they worked for Halliburton.

As a nation, we can’t allow the Gringos to win.

In the week we have before Consuela gets back, as a nation, we have to remove all evidence of my indiscretions with Selena and Ismerelda and those three naked Gringa girls from the public domain.

From this moment on, keeping this and any future nocturnal escapades with Selena from Consuela, Ismerelda and my wife, is now everybody’s job, a matter of our National Security.

See something, say Nothing. Nada.

Gracias Mi Amigos.

Viva La Revolution! Shhh!!

Dedicated to the work of John Perkins at www.JohnPerkins.org & the Human Son I will leave behind on this strange planet.

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